"Things are never as good as they seem."
A wheezing, whining ingrate. As welcome as a rash
of rust-rot. The worse things get, the happier he is. Enjoys complaining
about everything. Equipped with vast memory storage capacity and
shell-resistant armor. Also equipped with infrared probes that penetrate
and analyze enemy circuitry. Armed with two high-impact laser blasters
and a distortion modulator that scrambles enemy cerebral impulses.